What Are Your Favourite Quotes?

Some personal favourites:

1. "I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you."
2. "Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
3. "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
4. "You are a nutritional overachiever."
5. "Men are to fine wine as women are to fresh milk."
6. "People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. "
7. "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. "
8. "The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. "
9. "Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. "
10. "Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos."
11. "Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting. "
12. "Some people approach every problem with an open mouth. "
13. "Actions lie louder than words."
14. "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire."
15. "Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee,"

- A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake".

Enough for today. By the way, I didn't cook those sayings up. Really cool!

Good night people.

Dylan's Mai new Name.

Hi folks, and I am Dylan here. Pleased to meet you.

Had a great night out with Jimbi watching an el-cheapo movie at Princess after a heaty bowl of chendol. Supposed to play golf that evening but his dragon wasn't at home (see: Eragon).

I would love to have a dragon of my own!

And he's got a darn cute miniature brown poodle called Milo at his place. So cute that he looks like a A.I. soft toy when he runs about.

Okay, I am tired. More to come in days to come.

Good day people. =)

Drama Mama.

I think a picture paints a thousand words. Or rather, seeing is believing. Well, I learnt quite a few things last night.

1. Vodka Redbull causes insomnia.
2. You never know if your friend is feeling uber down until she breaks down and cry and start telling you stories.
3. I know what MBA stands for!

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One and a half weeks down the row, in addition to a few meet ups. And viola! Things took a 360 degree revolution.

Well, looks are really deceiving. Such 'easy-goingness'! Such deceit.

I guess there are some appropriate words to describe things which are taboo here. I flipped and turned and can't get to sleep because I had just seen things which injected some unfathomable thoughts into my mind, somewhat 'intravenous' such that my whole body felt the difference.

I am always learning and I am glad to have learnt about this person who just introduced me to another chapter of my life.

Welcome to Planet Earth.

The Name Game

It has been rather frustrating to have people asking my name over and over again because it is simply noisy in a pub/club/what-have-you and the torment of people calling me by the car name. Hence, I decide to give myself an English name.

froggy is definitely out of the story. Don't give me suggestions like this. Please leave other viable suggestions in the tagboard, if you wish.

Thankiew yous bery much.

Rub-A-Dub-Dub

It does seem that I rarely blog nowadays and yet I have the so-called 'avid' readers still stalking this humble little web space here.

Thank you all so much.

I have just begun my final year project and things do not seem to be going that fine for now. Well, even Maggi mee needs time to straighten out in hot water.

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There are some things which probably need some clarifications once and for all, although it has been repeated in past posts. I am single, so is she. We ain't one item aye?

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Half of the holiday is gone and it does not feel like the case. I need a hiatus in this holiday. And if you are wondering what I have been up to, fret not. Nothing's going on so far and I just go back to school almost everyday to catch lizards and do my project. Nothing juicy so do not speculate.

It has been eons since I last went to k and they have tonnes of new songs. Man am I outdated! And frequent taggers of this blog have gone missing. Hey Jimbo, I don't think Adsense blocked my site as well right? =)

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This site needs some revamping and repairing on some of the links. But until then, stay tuned.

Good day people.