What Are Your Favourite Quotes?

Some personal favourites:

1. "I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you."
2. "Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
3. "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
4. "You are a nutritional overachiever."
5. "Men are to fine wine as women are to fresh milk."
6. "People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. "
7. "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. "
8. "The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. "
9. "Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. "
10. "Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos."
11. "Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting. "
12. "Some people approach every problem with an open mouth. "
13. "Actions lie louder than words."
14. "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire."
15. "Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee,"

- A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake".

Enough for today. By the way, I didn't cook those sayings up. Really cool!

Good night people.