This is one magical word. You people taking CTE 102 and English as your AS should have a look.
F*ck is perhaps one of the most interesting and exciting words in the English language. F*ck is the one magical word which just by its sound can describe pleasure, pain, hate, and love.
In language, "f*ck" falls into many grammatical categories.
F*ck can be used as a verb both transitive (he f*cked her) and intransitive (she was f*cked by him).
an active verb (he really gives a f*ck),
a passive verb (she really doesn't give a f*ck),
an adverb (she is f*cking interested in him) and
a noun (she is a fine f*ck).
an adjective (she is f*cking beautiful).
As you can see there is a whole lot of real versatility with "f*ck". It pops up everywhere. Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:
GREETING - How the f*ck are you?
FRAUD - I got f*cked by that crook;
DISMAY - Oh, f*ck it!;
TROUBLE - I'm f*cked now!;
CONFUSION - What the fuck?!;
AGGRESSION - "F*ck you!";
DISGUST - "F*ck me"
DESPAIR - F*cked again!;
PHILOSOPHY - "Who gives a f*ck?"
INCOMPETENCE - "He's a real f*ck-off";
DISPLEASURE - "What the f*ck is going on here?"
NUMEROLOGY - "Sixty-f*ckin'-nine";
LOST - "Where the f*ck are we?"
DISBELIEF - "Unf*ckingbelievable
RETALIATION - Up your f*cking ass!"
REBELLION - F*ck it!;
DISPLEASURE - What the f*ck's going on?;
SATISFACTION - f*ck me again!
Also as:
DESCRIPTIVE ANATOMY - "He's a f*ckin' asshole!"
TO TELL TIME - "It's six-f*cking-thirty."
PREDICTION - "Well, I'll be f*cked!"
A POLITICAL STATEMENT - "F*ck Washington"
INCESTUOUS - "Motherf*cker"
A PUT DOWN - "F*ck off, buster!"
ALL ENCOMPASSING - "F*ck 'em all!"
GOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS - "Fuck the IRS"
A POKER HAND- "A royal f*ck"
TO START A RELATIONSHIP - "Let's f*ck now!"
AS AN ACCEPTANCE - "F*ckin' eh!"
ENJOYMENT - "F*ckin' Wow!" "
A CLOSING - "F*ckingly yours".
MATERNAL - "Motherf*cker"
POLITICAL - F*ck Clinton!!
English tutors will blow their top and faint if they see this.
Enjoy people.
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