Interesting Quotes.

Here's some interesting quotes that I've found.

Enjoy.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' -- Jack Handey

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
--Ann Landers

Drink what you want, drink what you're able. If you are drinking with me, you'll be under the table

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. --Sir Winston Churchill

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
--Robert A. Heinlein

Starkle, starkle little twink, who da hell you are i think. I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. Besides I've only had tee martoonies and all day sober to Sunday up in. I fool so feelish, i don't know whos me yet, but the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
--Charles Caleb Colton

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.
-- George Moore

When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.
-- Natalie Clifford Barney

Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky.
-- V.F. Calverton

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
-- Oprah Winfrey

All love that has not friendship for its base,is like a mansion built upon the sand.
-- Ella Wheeler Wilcox