10 Things To Do While You Sit In A Crowded Bus.

1. Pick your nose and stick the boogie onto the window if you are seated by the window. Otherwise, sticking it on the hand that is holding on the the handles will also do.

2. Swing in an exaggerated manner when the bus turns. And pretend to fall and hurt your bum. Better still, faint.

3. Record the warning message of the MRT train on your mobile phone when the cabin doors are closing. Playback the message on your mobile when the bus door is closing.

4. Watch TV Mobile and cry hysterically when it comes to a sad and cheesy soap opera.

5. Belch tactically into the ears of someone sitting in front of you. When discovered, duck for cover by putting up your newspaper in front of your face fast.

6. Play the song "Dragostea Din Tei" on your mobile phone using the loudspeaker mode. Dance to the beat while seated. For best effects, repeat song and do the dance all over again until someone tells you off.

7. Squeeze your pimples on the bus. When you get something out of it, say to yourself out loud," Ah, lunch is ready."

8. If you are using a smartphone with a stylus, use it as a toothpick when someone looks at you.

9. If you are seated near to the bus driver, ask him/her persistently," Have we reach the interchange yet?"

10. The ultimatum. Sit at the back of the bus near the emergency exit. Alight the bus via that exit and shout back into the bus," There is a bomb!"