Silly Quotes.

Here are some silly quotes I've found. Interesting!

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll still be ugly for the rest of your life.

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown

"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

"A person knows he has found his true love when they call that person and say: Honey, I just killed someone. And that person's response is: where do we hide the body?"

"Beer, getting ugly people laid since 1700"

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"